- Whatever's in the Crambleside alley between 9th and 10th is out again
- LOST: About 40 feet of fence. Posts are still there. Just the fence part.
- I fell asleep on your shoulder on the 7:40 Venn Line B and you put your jacket on me
- Weekly odor log, Quelmire West, June 1-7
- Minor containment issue at 38 Ressler, nothing to worry about, probably
- New signal at Groat Hill and Fenway has colors I've never seen before
- LOST: The hum in my apartment. Offering reward, dead serious.
- Found: green jacket at Osterfeld dog park, left pocket is warm, right pocket is not
- 19 hours in the O.O.P.S. recertification queue, you were B-4027, I was B-4028
- Anyone else in Crambleside getting a "burnt toast and regret" smell this week?
- Did anyone see that column of light over Groat Hill last night, 11ish?
- PSA: The thing at Crambleside and 4th is back and it's bigger this time
- FOUND: Dog. At least I'm pretty sure it's a dog.
- LOST: My neighbor's dog. She doesn't know yet. It's complicated.
- Lost: keyring with silver clip, somewhere between Kettlevane market and the tram stop
- We both cried in the Grommick's parking lot last Wednesday and I think we might be soulmates
- ODOR REPORT #11: The Kettlevane smell has moved south. It's heading somewhere.
- Is it normal for shadows to arrive before the thing casting them? (Pellmarch area)
- Open mic at The Buckled Floor tonight, 7pm, all forms welcome (corporeal AND otherwise)
- LOST: Shadow. Yes, my actual shadow. Yes, again.
- RE: "You dropped your scarf at Belwick station and I chased you for three blocks", that was me. Stop.
- Free kittens, 8 weeks, litter of five (count unconfirmed)
- Driving to Pellmarch Saturday AM, room for 2, splitting everything
- The person at Kettlevane crosswalk who stands perfectly still every morning at 8:12, I have questions
- Morning run group, M/W/F 6am, Osterfeld loop, all paces, all gravity levels
- FOUND: A smell. In my garage. Come get your smell.
- FOUND: Kid's lunch box near Grelmire Elementary. Contents... mostly normal.
- FOUND: Briefcase at Crambleside bus shelter, contents are different every time I check
- Need ride to Fenwick Hollow Friday AM, tram line suspended, I think because of the smell
- My kitchen timer has been going off every day at 3:47 PM for two months. I do not own a kitchen timer.
- Municipal Code 47-B Notice: Class 2 residential containment lapse, 89 Janthorpe Lane
- QUELMIRE BLOCK PARTY JUNE 14, PLEASE READ THE UPDATED RULES BEFORE SIGNING UP
- FOUND: An entire Tuesday that isn't mine
- LOST: Shart Survival Kit (Tactical), left in restroom at Pho Yong's
- To the woman trapped in the FR-1 with me at the Quendle Heights farmers market
- Time drift in Thursby area, anyone else losing about 20 minutes on Wednesdays?
- Starting a book club, first pick already chosen, meeting June 18
- Heads up, gravity calibration crew on Stemble Row all week, expect delays
- LOST: My actual, physical shed. Not what's in it. The shed.
- FOUND: Someone left their argument at Pho Yong's. It's loud.
- Found stray near Polwhistle tram depot, orange tabby, very friendly, extra legs
- Free weatherproofing workshop, inversion season prep, Thursby Community Center, June 12
- FOUND: Keys near Kelvidge Mall, one of them is... concerning
- FOUND: Recipe card near Grelmire bus stop. DO NOT make the casserole.
- To the woman who feeds the pigeons at Grelch Park every Thursday at exactly 6:47 AM
- Carpool: Drosswick to Brellmor, M-F, 7:45 sharp, RULES BELOW ARE FINAL
- LOST: Orange tabby, answers to Missile, DO NOT pick up
- To the ABSOLUTE MENACE who keeps reparking my car while I'm at work
- ANYONE ELSE'S HOUSE DOING THINGS, support group, Wednesdays 7pm
- LOST: Blue cooler with Dehydrated Water, Velder Park pavilion
- LOST: Three hours from last Wednesday. Need witnesses.
- You beat me at competitive stacking at the Brunt County Fair and I haven't slept right since
- Ceiling birds are back early this year, Quelmire/Thursby heads up
- You held my ankles at the Vorreth Street inversion shelter, I think about it weekly
- Rehoming our glenth, moving, can't bring her, she's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
- LOST: My parking spot. It was in Row C. It is simply not there anymore.
- FOUND: Brown leather briefcase, corner of Ossel and 5th. Again.
- FOUND: A memory that isn't mine. Found it in my coat pocket.
- We shared an apartment for 9 days due to a dimensional fold and I miss the way you organize spices
- FOUND: Door standing in Velder Park. No wall. Just a door.
