LOST: Three hours from last Wednesday. Need witnesses. (Fossway corridor)
Missing about three hours from last Wednesday, roughly 1 to 4 PM. Was walking the Fossway corridor, coffee in hand, everything normal. Next thing I know I'm standing outside Grellman's Deli at 4:15 with an empty cup and a receipt for something called a "regret platter" that I don't remember ordering. Filed a temporal displacement claim with O.O.P.S. but they need a witness or time-stamped interaction to process it. If you saw me on Fossway between 1 and 4 last Wednesday, or honestly, if you have three spare hours you're not using, I'd take them back. They probably weren't great hours but they were mine.
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LOST: About 40 feet of fence. Posts are still there. Just the fence part.
Drenthorpe·4 days ago
LOST: The hum in my apartment. Offering reward, dead serious.
Broskaw·5 days ago
Found: green jacket at Osterfeld dog park, left pocket is warm, right pocket is not
Osterfeld·5 days ago
FOUND: Dog. At least I'm pretty sure it's a dog.
Havrick·6 days ago
LOST: My neighbor's dog. She doesn't know yet. It's complicated.
Thurne Heights·6 days ago

