- Deep clean needed ASAP, my new house arrived a day early and I haven't moved in yet
- Need a writer to cut my O.O.P.S. complaint letter from 47 pages to the 15-page maximum
- House cleaner needed twice a week, one of the rooms moves so I'll text you the floor plan each morning
- Need 4 people to hold my shed down on the 12th between 2:00 and 4:15 PM, $20/hr each
- Pet sitter needed for one (1) fish, the fish will explain everything when you get there
- Licensed grievance duel officiant needed, Saturday the 14th, residential yard, light refreshments after
- My laptop has been giving me life advice since the firmware update and I need it to stop
- Soil samples needed from my backyard BEFORE Thursday, I planted tomatoes and grew an emotion
- Photographer needed, our house is being decommissioned and we want farewell photos before it forgets us
- Need someone to retrieve my jacket from last Tuesday, not from a location, from the actual day
- FREE REMOVAL: mirror that shows a slightly different version of whatever room it's in, NOT haunted, just wrong
- Event coordinator needed for a building's retirement party, June 21st, the building has requests
- Need air samples collected from the hallway outside my apartment, smells like a year that hasn't happened yet
- Need someone to flush my desktop before summer, NOT doing it myself again
- Need someone to transcribe audio recordings my attic has been making on its own
- Need 2-3 people to help me move a couch that does not want to move
- Entity sitter needed Tues/Thurs/Sat, it was supposed to leave after the solstice but here we are
- Need a graphic designer who isn't going to ask me a bunch of follow-up questions