Photographer needed, our house is being decommissioned and we want farewell photos before it forgets us $200 (Kesmive)

Our house is being decommissioned on the 14th and we'd like to get some nice photos before then. We've lived here 22 years and we want to remember it the way it was, not the way it's going to be after the Municipal Structures Board processes the paperwork.

If you haven't been through a decommission before: the house is still standing, still functional, just been reclassified. After the 14th it's technically a "former dwelling" and things start to shift. The hallway's already getting vague. Kitchen still knows it's a kitchen but the guest bedroom introduced itself as a patio last week so we're on a timeline here.

We want photos of every room while they still have conviction. Living room, kitchen, both bathrooms, the backyard, and the front porch. Skip the basement. The basement made its decision months ago and we're respecting that.

$200 for the full session. Bring your own equipment. The house tends to dim the lights when it's feeling sentimental so extra lighting would help.

Available any day this week except Wednesday. The house has a thing on Wednesday. I don't know what. It wouldn't say.