Entity sitter needed Tues/Thurs/Sat, it was supposed to leave after the solstice but here we are $18/hr (Odranna)
I summoned an entity for the spring solstice. Standard seasonal thing: blessings, crop intentions, the usual. The agreement was three days. It has been two months.
It's not aggressive. I want to be really clear about that. Perfectly calm. It just won't leave. It stands in my kitchen most of the day looking out the window. Sometimes it sighs. I asked it to go and it said, and I'm quoting, "I will. I'm just not ready." That was six weeks ago.
The issue is it needs acknowledgment twice a day or it gets... weird. Not dangerous weird. Passive-aggressive weird. If I forget the morning acknowledgment, the lights flicker and my coffee maker brews at exactly the wrong temperature. If I miss the evening one, it stands closer to the bedroom door than I'd like.
I work late on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays and can't do both acknowledgments on those days. I need someone to come by around 6 PM, say the acknowledgment phrase (I'll teach you: it's four words, you don't need to understand them), and sit with it for about an hour. It likes when someone's in the room. You can bring a book, do whatever. It won't bother you. It might sigh.
$18/hour. You don't need entity experience but you do need to be comfortable with one standing silently in a kitchen looking wistful. If that's a dealbreaker this isn't the gig.