- LOST: About 40 feet of fence. Posts are still there. Just the fence part.
- LOST: The hum in my apartment. Offering reward, dead serious.
- Found: green jacket at Osterfeld dog park, left pocket is warm, right pocket is not
- FOUND: Dog. At least I'm pretty sure it's a dog.
- LOST: My neighbor's dog. She doesn't know yet. It's complicated.
- Lost: keyring with silver clip, somewhere between Kettlevane market and the tram stop
- LOST: Shadow. Yes, my actual shadow. Yes, again.
- FOUND: A smell. In my garage. Come get your smell.
- FOUND: Kid's lunch box near Grelmire Elementary. Contents... mostly normal.
- FOUND: Briefcase at Crambleside bus shelter, contents are different every time I check
- FOUND: An entire Tuesday that isn't mine
- LOST: Shart Survival Kit (Tactical), left in restroom at Pho Yong's
- LOST: My actual, physical shed. Not what's in it. The shed.
- FOUND: Someone left their argument at Pho Yong's. It's loud.
- FOUND: Keys near Kelvidge Mall, one of them is... concerning
- FOUND: Recipe card near Grelmire bus stop. DO NOT make the casserole.
- LOST: Orange tabby, answers to Missile, DO NOT pick up
- LOST: Blue cooler with Dehydrated Water, Velder Park pavilion
- LOST: Three hours from last Wednesday. Need witnesses.
- LOST: My parking spot. It was in Row C. It is simply not there anymore.
- FOUND: Brown leather briefcase, corner of Ossel and 5th. Again.
- FOUND: A memory that isn't mine. Found it in my coat pocket.
- FOUND: Door standing in Velder Park. No wall. Just a door.
