VERIFIED Stable 2BR, Stability Score 98.6, Certificate on the Wall and I Will Show You $1,650/mo (Vosken Terrace)

Two-bedroom, one-bath in the Vosken Terrace neighborhood. Nice unit, good light, but let's be honest. You're not here for the backsplash. You're here for the stability score. 98.6. Verified. The certificate is framed above the mantle and yes I will show it to you during the walkthrough. I will show it to you unprompted.

The building sits on a Class IV foundation anchor, which if you don't know what that means, it means this apartment is going to be exactly where it is right now tomorrow, next week, next year, and also right now. The walls are where the walls are. The floor is under you. The ceiling is above you. I know that sounds like the bare minimum but go spend five minutes in the unstabilized section of this site and then come back and tell me I'm not offering you something.

Comes with dishwasher, in-unit laundry, one parking spot (grounded), and the kind of peace of mind you cannot put a price on. I have, however, put a price on it. $1,650/mo. Worth it. You'll sleep in the same bedroom you fell asleep in. Every single night. That's not a promise. That's a spec.