- Free couch, street pickup, DO NOT bring inside until you read this
- Complete set of 1987 Dimensional Drift trading cards, NM condition, I need to talk about these
- Full containment setup, field cage, suppressor, gloves, DON'T NEED ANYMORE :)
- Selling my TV because it learned my name
- 2019 Grollen Sable, low miles, ONE QUIRK, runs great otherwise
- Was a recliner. Now it's just a situation.
- Winter coat, warm, looks great, you should know about the pockets
- Rehoming my specimen, he's friendly, just don't look directly at him
- About 40 lbs of low-grade radioactive waste, FREE please read
- Full socket set, metric + standard + the third one
- Road bike, 21-speed, good for commuting if your commute is normal
- Dining table seats 6, seats 8 if you don't mind the whispers
- Box of cookbooks from the 90s, MOST recipes are safe
- Bluetooth speaker, waterproof, survived a dimensional fold
- Dryer works great, maybe too great, clothes are VERY dry
- Free eye bleach, opened, about 60% full
- 2021 Kemmer pickup, extended bed, fleet vehicle, clean
- mini fridge, runs cold, previous owner was a grad student
- Reactor byproduct, sealed, about a shoebox worth
- Vintage O.O.P.S. safety posters, set of 4, great condition
- Bohxavn shelf unit, already assembled, no casualties
- Mens dress shoes, size 11, worn twice, long story
- Industrial suppression panels, surplus from job site
- Three jarred specimens, labels intact, from estate sale
- Kids bike, purple, training wheels, barely used
- Cordless drill, one battery, chuck sticks sometimes
- Bookshelf (reclassified as "structural anomaly" per O.O.P.S.)
- Textbooks, Quarn Technical, semester 4 Anomalous Engineering
