Budget Entity Removal, I'm Not Certified But I Am Persistent $75 flat ($50 if it leaves on its own while I'm setting up) (Stavel Point)

Look. I know you called the licensed guys and they quoted you $300+. I get it. Not everyone's got that. Here's my pitch: I come over, I assess the situation, and I firmly but respectfully ask it to leave. Works about 60% of the time. For the other 40% I have a boombox and a playlist that has never failed me. I won't tell you what's on it. Trade secret. If the music doesn't work, I escalate to what I call "making the environment socially uncomfortable," which is me sitting in the affected room talking loudly on the phone about my day until it gets tired of me. Average removal time: 90 minutes. Longest so far: 11 days, but that was Mokken Flats. We don't talk about Mokken Flats. $75 flat. $50 if it leaves on its own while I'm setting up, which happens more than you'd think. I have a presence.