- I fell asleep on your shoulder on the 7:40 Venn Line B and you put your jacket on me
- 19 hours in the O.O.P.S. recertification queue, you were B-4027, I was B-4028
- We both cried in the Grommick's parking lot last Wednesday and I think we might be soulmates
- RE: "You dropped your scarf at Belwick station and I chased you for three blocks", that was me. Stop.
- To the woman trapped in the FR-1 with me at the Quendle Heights farmers market
- To the woman who feeds the pigeons at Grelch Park every Thursday at exactly 6:47 AM
- To the ABSOLUTE MENACE who keeps reparking my car while I'm at work
- You beat me at competitive stacking at the Brunt County Fair and I haven't slept right since
- You held my ankles at the Vorreth Street inversion shelter, I think about it weekly
- We shared an apartment for 9 days due to a dimensional fold and I miss the way you organize spices